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Sharp Objects 2018
Can always tell when I'm ready for summer when I start rewatching the hot, humid classics ๐ณ๐ฅต๐ฆท
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B.A.P.S 1997
This had a very weird tone...it had the potential to be a great comedy, but somehow ended up being more akin to a Disney Channel Original with a couple of f-bombs thrown in? I smell studio interference ๐ Disappointing, but the outfits and leads were impeccable ๐คฉ
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Night of the Demons 1988
~bending over to show off my giant granny panties to a self-checkout camera while my goth friend stealing flaming hot cheetohs gets shot by a trigger-happy security guard: "why isn't it working???"
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This was fun! Everyone was really mean, which is never really my favourite vibe for a horror movie. For me it lowers the stakes cuz I just want everyone to die so I don't have to hear them spewing slurs anymore ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใโ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ The atmosphere was great, veryโฆTranslated from by -
Trap 2024
If you have to go pee during this JUST GO otherwise you will spend 30 mins-to-an hour cursing out every single extra 'he got away no he got caught no he got away' because all you wanna do is piss! As always, a terrible portrayal of mental illness and the random FBI profiler REALLY made it feel like an extended EP of Criminal Minds...but I did have fun. A star for each of Josh Hartnett's nips and an extra half for Kid Cudi in a Lucious Malfoy wig ferally hitting on said Hartnett, go off king ๐
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