Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  EO 2022

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  one day i’ll make a movie about the happiest donkey in the world… it’ll ride a motorcycle, eat ice cream, become the king, go to the beach.. it’s sad sad eyes will be known and loved by all.  
  
  every single donkey is my freaking girl.

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  White House Down 2013

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  channing tatum has it written in his contract that he must be seen in a wife beater at some point in every movie. i was entertained.

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 May 2024

  u little cinema freaks got that tennis ball’s pov and wet your dickies huh. hyping these men up online and for what? for them to NOT pop ass (or act)?? the ENTIRE??? MOVIE???

  NEVER. put two bisexual coded mediocre looking white boys on the screen and expect me to like what i see. 

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023

  so amazingly beautiful must watch over and over 
  edit:
  had to up my rating because i just thought about how much i love ayo edebiri i think she is so neat and cool