Mike

Mike

Favorite films

  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • Zombieland
  • Let It Ride
  • Arthur

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  • Surviving Christmas

    ★★★½

  • Dear Santa

  • Die Hard

    ★★★★½

  • Nutcrackers

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  • Surviving Christmas

    Surviving Christmas

    ★★★½

    Tony Soprano, Kelly Bundy, and young Ben Affleck…what more could you want?! Maybe it was so bad it was good…or maybe I just had such low expectations going in…or maybe it was exactly like my own childhood Christmas memories of time with my Doo-Dah(s)…(ok, probably not that one)…but whatever it is, I left with a smile!  “Oh, there you are Consuelo…five waters please.”

  • Dear Santa

    Dear Santa

    Just watch the trailer…those are by far the best parts (and funnier out of context).  Giving this one star for Post Malone, the farting scene, and Gibbys teeth.  If asked to watch this one just say “Toodles” and walk away

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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★½

    YO HO HO Morher F*****er!  Still one of the best Christmas movies ever!  All time great ending.  Professor Snape is one of my all time favorite bad guys!

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ½

    How the hell did this win (multiple) Awards?  For a single speck in time during this two and a half hour LSD dream that was presented as a movie - I actually understood what was going on.  Hotdog hands,  Raccocuoi, and interesting uses for sex toys were at least entertaining enough to keep me blowing my brains out.

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