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Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  There were some nice ideas in there

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Timmy was good but this movie is meh

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Didn’t finish due to multiple contributing factors including but not limited to: 
  - Shiny ass armor made by shein 
  - AI generated landscape shots giving Disneyland: Rome
  - Mescal doesn’t have the sauce for this. I can TELL he’s 5’11. You can’t lead an army if you’re shorter than all of them unless ur napoléon I guess idk the Crowe aura just wasn’t there

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  The Revenant 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 22 May 2023 1

  Couldn’t be me

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