Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Matilda 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  ground zero for perfect 90s child outfits

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  Pan's Labyrinth 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  if it was me in that terrifying underground chamber i would not be tempted by those grapes. i’m sorry but grapes are simply not that good. b tier fruit at best.

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  uncut gems for cat people

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  gollum is such a nasty little freak i love him lol