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The Bear 1988
I watched this with my older sister, who loves animals and can't handle when anything remotely sad happens in a movie. Here are the funniest things she said while it was on:
0:02: "Is this seriously just about a bear that doesn't even talk?"
0:30: "Really? The bullet's still in there and he's gonna fuckin' die and it's all your fault, Michael. Look—he's, like, dead."
0:37: "Ugh, now they're gonna go kill deer? Really?" (One of the bears begins crawling.)…
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