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Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging 2008
this was so dangerous for ugly tweens like me like wdym a hot sex god in a band will fall in love w and write the greatest song of the early 2000s about me even tho im a weird uggo virgin dweeb
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The Night of the Hunter 1955
my grandmother’s favorite movie, and still one of mine. perfect
i want an oil painting of the underwater shot
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The Substance 2024
i consider myself a dumb bitch, but its soooaaur annoying when movies treat me like one. which, maybe could be an extension of The Point, that society doesn’t expect a woman to be smart or anything else other than nice to look at. but i think that’d be giving this film too much credit.
there’s this hamfisted portrayal of a surface-level commentary on society’s treatment of women in media, women in general, and particularly women who are aging, that just…
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