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  The Boondock Saints 1999

  ★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  To get through this film we had to slam a bottle of JD and every 15 minutes switch to Mike Myers cat in the hat before diving back in, to say this is absolute shite is an understatement. Strangely, don’t hate it though.

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  Jeepers Creepers 2001

  ★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2024

  First half is really good, second half is bilge. Don’t bother.

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  Poseidon Rex 2013

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2021 2

  One of the actors in this tried to get me to buy into a pyramid scheme, so an extra half star for the sheer hubris.

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  Battlefield Earth 2000

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2022

  More Dutch angles than an Amsterdam Protractor convention 

  
  It’s been a few days since I watched this and goodness me it might be the worst notoriously bad movie I’ve seen.

  77 million dollars. 77 million, not 7 million. Where on gods green earth did that money go? The sets are terrible. The slow motion is absolute arse, I remember someone saying it must’ve been filmed normally and then slowed down in post, regardless it looks rats tits. Speaking of rats,…

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