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Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Whiplash
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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  • Barefoot Gen

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★★

  • Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

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  • Barefoot Gen

    Barefoot Gen

    ★★★★½

    grave of the fireflies was just the interlude for what this was about to do to me

    more than a must watch, it has to be acknowledged

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    he misses being Batman so bad

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Not-so-hilarious fun fact:
    Oppenheimer feared that his discovery & invention of the atomic bomb would be the cause of extinction, but Eisenhower’s dumbass in 1960 accelerated it to humanity’s doorstep faster than Nico did the mavericks fanbase. Luckily however because of it happening it allowed the world to react instantly and make both Kennedy & Khrushchev sign the limited nuclear test ban treaty in 1963.


    Hilarious fun fact:
    7 months after they’ve suspended Oppenheimer’s security clearance they finally revoked it, on the very day before it expired.

  • Grave of the Fireflies

    Grave of the Fireflies

    ★★★★★

    😭😭😭😭😭 what the fuck man