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Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Can someone remind Disney Studio that they are an animation studio?!
  If I have to sit through another gratuitous live-action reimaging for the remainder of the decade, I'll die. I'm shocked that this wasn't written off as a tax write-off, I couldn't tell who had it the worse between Gal's chop-hoe acting and Rachel's flat bob (they framed her face so poorly, she must share the same hair stylist as Nicole Kidman), It's a wonder this made it to theatres…

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  South Park: Joining the Panderverse 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  still a poignant explanation as to why Disney movies suck.

Popular reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Jul 2024 1

  maxxxine, i wish i could say that you're a star, but i will not flagrantly accept a film i do not deserve. once again, the inference of men ruins female-focused cinema. ti west you have allowed these interlopers [sam levison] to infect your work, effectively ruining an otherwise great film. this collaboration has shown that poorly threading the needle between sensual artistic expression and a sleazy bloated narrative can create an underwhelming disaster brimming with ideas that isn't exactly sure…

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  babygirl constantly feels as it’s on the cusp of greatness but if lacks that wow! factor. nicole kidman took the creative liberty and told her Botox injectors “not today, I got a masterpiece to create. I need all my facial expressions for this one.” as a precaution for her next film, i’d suggest firing whoever did the hair styling on this picture. bitch had everybody’s hair looking ratty and chopped the whole time. yet, that doesn’t come close to the…