Modestpastry

Modestpastry

i'm here, i'm queer, please get me some beer

Favorite films

  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • The Mummy
  • Moonstruck
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★½

  • Brideshead Revisited

    ★★★★½

  • Brideshead Revisited

  • The Way He Looks

    ★★★★★

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  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★½

    occasionally the vibes were good but omg edgar did you need a twist?

  • Brideshead Revisited

    Brideshead Revisited

    ★★★★½

    moving forward at a languid dream-like pace, this series is a masterclass in adaptation (and is actually even gayer than the book thank god for Jeremy Irons and his deep longing gazes), it fully captures the complex themes from the book without overexplaining or replacing actions with exposition (unlike the disastrous 2008 adaptation).

    everything about it is lovingly crafted, and our two main leads are absolutely electric and heartbreakingly tragic together.

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  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★★

    The Mummy is a masterpiece of its time and deserves to be remembered as such, and I would fight literally every user of this site in an enormous gladiator death match for late 90s Brendan Fraser's hand in marriage

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★½

    So fucking buckwild I cannot fathom what I've just watched, it's a romp and a half, but also an extreme mess and ridiculously heteronormative, and everyone at Disney is a fucking coward for giving Poe Dameron a weird love interest just to establish that he is straight.