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Favorite films

  • The Shining
  • American Pie 2
  • Ponyo
  • Donnie Darko

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  • Flow

    ★★★½

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • Ponyo

    ★★★★★

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  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    I can’t believe i’ve never reviewed this on Letterboxd i watch it everytime im drunk but this is the greatest film to ever exist, everything is perfect. 

    It has everything, thrill, suspense, unreal performances by everyone, mystery, uniqueness and a chilling score to go around it, seriously those opening shots in the mountains are phenomenal and set the tone immediately. 

    everything surrounding this film is fascinating, the way Kubrick treat Shelly Duval in production, how it was so under appreciated…

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    honestly i feel bad for morbius, that was utter dog shit like. i was unnecessarily drunk for that film and it was still fuckin tripe. 

    by far one of the worst films i’ve ever seen in cinema and easily the worst superhero film, it went fuckin no where. no tension, no connection between the protagonists, 0 fuckin action, the villain was utter wank, the shite zoom ins like it’s a sit com were laughable, the cringey fuckin dialogue, the dog water acting and the absolutely SHITE editing - that was pure dross. 

    honestly i’m livid to the highest degree👍🏻

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  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★½

    yeh bro i’d also ritually sacrifice myself for that cat

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    watched this coz my life was really missing some rachel sennot content recently

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    A powerful message on what it means to be masculine these days and how easily children are influenced by their parents, schools, social media and simply everyday toxic masculinity that no one tries to change. Each episode adds a different layer into the depths of English misogyny today. 

    At first I didn’t enjoy this, and that’s fine, i feel like it’s good i didn’t enjoy it coz it shows how blinded i am by how this is just the norm…

  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    ★½

    Danny Dyer defo got an ear beating about politics and Serie A football from a millennial IPA drinker in the pub and made a film about how much he hates them