Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★½ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  This was on at a party,

  My friend got shoved in a washing machine while it was happening

  I wasn't really watching it so I can't rate it
  2.5 dtars

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024

  Woahg...
  I think the CGI Gollum was a bit weird a few times but it was generally pretty fine , the helms deep scene was pretty cool

  
  Here are my top 3 favourite moments in an order that is secret and known only to me
  PO TAY TOES

  They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard !!!

  Hehe

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2023 1

  It's a me Thom
  Bowser has no rizz but I would marry him any way

  The scenes went to quick whoever wrote this is probably short like the scenes

  
  Edit: Matthew fogel wrote this I bet he is short like these scenes pls someone tell me how tall Matthew fogel is please he doesn't have a Wikipedia page I'm lost someone tell me

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2023

  I think that guy is shaggy right?

  Like surely he looks like old shaggy, he looks like shaggy if he was old

  The guy from hackers