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Rosewood 1997
John Singleton's knack for depicting the most hateable possible scumbags is bananas. Between Bruce McGill in Rosewood and Snoop Dogg in Baby Boy it's hard for me to think of even a distant, distant third for antagonists in recent memory I've despised with such pure fucking rancor. These guys suck hardcore, and it's the undercurrent of reality, that these people existed and still do exist, that makes them even more pathetic and vile.
Rosewood is sanitized compared to the reality…
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Faust: Love of the Damned 2000
Holy shit that was one of the best things I have ever seen. What a total fucking blast. The music is hilarious, the performances cracked the fuck out, ridiculous gore and listen, Satan turn a woman into gigantic ass and titties with a face?
The fact that people watch this and think it's bad is why we ended up with Marvel slop.
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Premonitions Following an Evil Deed 1995
I have a dark memory.
I was fourteen, I was walking on the sidewalk by the roadside, on my way to the park. I intended to sit by the lake, lazy sun above, reading, closing my eyes.
It was fairly bright, not too hot, middle of spring.
Road wasn't too busy, mostly meandering little mites in the distance blooming into full throttle on this road where the speed limit was held in less faith than a drunken priest. In my…Translated from by -
Black Panther 2018
As someone born in South Africa, I approach western films based on its home continent with a bemused disassociative effect. They typically smack of the kind of abrasive Orientalism you would witness in oldschool western made kung-fu ripoffs with David Carradine or Chuck Norris (white dude in Asian duds), except in this case an Afrocentric gloss slathered over a big budget smorgasbord of disparate African cultures and aesthetics melded together impotently in yet another film that vaguely mumbles "Africa" while…
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