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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2021

  The most boring good movie I’ve ever seen. If this movie and the Pemex ocean fire can teach us anything it’s that drilling for oil = bad.

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  Capone 2020

  ★ Watched 24 Jun 2021

  who knew there was a market for a movie about a declining Al Capone shitting himself and grumbling

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  Fun with Dick and Jane 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jun 2021

  boooo capitalism

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  Swordfish 2001

  ★★ Watched 23 Jun 2021

  john travolta looks so goofy and “master hacker” hugh jackman just does nonsense on the computer for 30 mins of the film.

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