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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2024

  I Guarantee I Won't Watch A Better Film This Year. Unbelievable!

  However It Nearly Lost Half A Star As I Did Get Distracted Following Paul Giamattis Lazy Eye Around The Screen.

  Other Than That. Perfect!

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★ Watched 20 Jan 2024

  🎶Come With Me And You'll Be...
  Watching The Biggest Load Of Ballix🎶

  I Knew I Was Going To Hate This.
  Looked The Part But My God That Story Was Nonsense.

  All That Chocolate Made And I Didn't See Wonka Wash His Hands Once, When Health And Hygiene Land In He's Fucked.

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  How to Have Sex 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Jan 2024

  Very Good Film That Left Me Absolutely Fuming At The End.

  On A Further Note My Two Daughters Will Never Go On Holiday Without Me.

  Malia 2035 Girls Trip, I'll Be There Keeping An Eye On Things.

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  Watched 15 Jan 2024

  Don't Let The Name Fool You, 2 Hours I Sat Watching This Ballix And Freddy Krueger Doesn't Even Turn Up.

  Was Good To See Matthew Lillard Is Still Alive Though.

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