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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★ Watched 19 Nov 2020

  Hi. What the fuck?
  I understood nothing, but it was a good time.

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  Megan Is Missing 2011

  ★ Watched 15 Nov 2020

  So obligatory, TikTok made me watch it. I saw and heard so many varied reactions and as a suspense/horror/crime fan, I had to watch it.

  I'm giving it a low score because I think the acting was horrible all around, especially from the parents when talkjg about their missing children.

  Then saddest part of the movie (imo) was when both girls are missing at this point, and there a people wrapping pink ribbons around a tree for the girls. Then…

Popular reviews

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  Toy Story 4 2019

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2020

  Honestly, Forky wasn't trash, this movie is. Woody just gets worse as time goes by. If there is a Toy Story 5, it can suck my big toe.

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  365 Days 2020

  ½ Watched 19 Jun 2020

  Listen...

  I am convinced that this was a Wattpad story written by a 13 year-old about Harry Styles or something. I read so many of those stories and this was a carbon copy of every single one of those crappy fanfics.

  The sex scenes either had the dude lasting 1 minute or 45 minutes, there was no in between. And this mafia dude could have been getting the pus-pus 24/7, Monday through Sunday. Yet he cant last ONE MINUTE!?

  The…

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