Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Fistful of Dollars 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Now that’s one cold-ass honky

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  The Passion of the Christ 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I forgot the part in the Bible where Jesus invented the dining room table

Popular reviews

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  Greyhound 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  I can’t wait to see what they do next in the “Tom Hanks is a Captain having a bad day” franchise

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 May 2024

  We have been so distracted by being Ken for so long that we forgot our true calling—gettin’ down to monkey business. Remember, boys, “apes together strong”👊🏻👊🏻