Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Meet the Fockers 2004

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  starts to drag in the middle & those Little Jack segments are exhausting… Dustin Hoffman doing capoeira made me LOL so hard tho

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  I wanted a Nosferatu movie that’s freakish, grotesque, and makes me feel like I need a shower. Eggers tries so SO hard to do that, but creates what amounts to Universal Horror Nights instead.

Popular reviews

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  Booksmart 2019

  ½ Watched 29 Feb 2020 5

  The worst movie I’ve ever seen. Grating and detestable. Booksmart haters need to stay united cause we’re on the right side of history

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  Reagan 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  Looked like a Werther’s Original commercial meets Thomas Kinkade painting.

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