Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  here’s how conclave oscar sweep can still happen

  on a more serious note, this hit immensely hard as the resident ex-catholic. a beautiful exploration of faith, sin, and existing between certainties

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  sam raimi could do the battle of helm’s deep but peter jackson couldn’t do army of darkness

Popular reviews

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  Eternals 2021

  Watched 26 Oct 2021

  insanely excited for this one because all the grumpy negative reviews seem to agree on Way Too Much content/exposition but I eat that shit up babey

  my adhd attention span is gonna go to war with my adhd hyperfixation on marvel and I can't wait

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  who did they make this for? a pretty horrible movie saved exclusively by good performances from Nicholas and Nicolas

  best watched alongside 2 friends who love dracula

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