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Bad Influence 1990
i’m pulling an all nighter so i’m spaderverse marathoning. i loved every second of this movie from the awful awful anxiety to the sexy sexy james spader. really hate rob lowe though, personal reasons (that one time he raped a sixteen year old). great movie i’m a big fan, i’ll watch it again for sure! :)
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Dream Lover 1993
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
what up spaderhive. i never would have gaslit my man like that. fuck kind of name is thelma sneeder anyways. normally i root for evil women but not when it comes down to my beautiful james. good riddance! nothing special in terms of direction and the pacing was off for me, way too fast at the beginning. that said i love a good erotic drama/thriller combo, so i liked it. :)
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GoodFellas 1990
i am a pretentious and annoying female. i don’t care about movies about the mob, i literally cannot force myself to. the plot is simultaneously bland and hard to follow and all of the characters look like the same italian man. ray liotta has a fucking ugly punchable face too. hair and makeup for this movie is dogshit too (though the costuming is pretty cool) and lots of the shots are incredibly uninteresting. why do i want to watch a…
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
well written but i didn’t find it super striking. i expected to cry, yet i did not. its very interesting to look at through the lens of my extensive romantic throes. uninspired and i feel like it at times sort of fell victim to it’s editorial and directorial choices. long story short this movie pissed me off. me an all my friends woulda killed tom with hammers i can promise you that much.
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