Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hocus Pocus 1993

  Watched 23 Oct 2024

  plot relevant virginity. super cute and fun

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  Fatal Attraction 1987

  ★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  so much leather and hairspray. the sheer VOLUME in this movie is outstanding

Popular reviews

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  Green Porno 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Apr 2024

  very educational, fun, and a little repulsive. totally transfixed. snails are fascinating little sadomasochists

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  May December 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 13 Dec 2023 2

  I said I would come back to this so here I am, crash course literature lesson and all. We read the Canterbury tales in class this semester and we were all excited for this movie to come out so just want to keep my thoughts in one place. this will be ridiculously long 😭

  So the title is a reference to the “The Merchant’s Tale” from the Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer, specifically the Januarie-May relationship. Januarie is a disgusting…