Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  if i was on set i would've been saying stuff like "hey what's it like being john malkovich" or "dude you're being a real john malkovich right now" or "what is katherine keener's home phone number" and then he would alec baldwin prop disaster me and none of us would have to see this movie 🫶

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  the opening scene is in a tiny little underground club and the dj is playing a song i've heard in despacio multiple times. yeah i was always gonna love this movie

  both the friendsgiving scenes were so yummy :D

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  was deciding between writing "do you think osgood has family trauma" or "where was the monkey on 9/11" but turns out osgood's mom was on the plane that hit the north tower so. um.

  where was the monkey on november 22, 1963

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  ok bobby, didn't know you were fumbling latinas like that. i see you beast