Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe 2005

  Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i was genuinely so obsessed w this as a kid yall dont understand. i distinctly remember being paraded around my dads job cus i was reading the books in like 2nd grade but i did not clock how so very biblical this is at the time like at all i was most definitely far above my lexile and was pretending to read them bc ive always been this pretentious.

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  i rlly don't get "the manosphere" the 2020s are like prime time to be an autistic white guy they're pulling at speeds u cant even fathom so what are they even complaining abt im being so serious.

Popular reviews

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  Christmas Oranges 2012

  ★½ Watched 21 Dec 2021 1

  don’t get me wrong, this movie is terrible. like so bad. but it had an absolute chokehold on my entire family for like 4 christmases of my life so now i watch it for the nostalgia

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  Rags 2012

  ★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023 1

  cinema quite literally peaked