Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Waves 2019

  ★★★ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  There’s a movie that came out folks… they’re calling it “waves”… that’s what they’re really calling it. Not me though, not me. That’s what the liberal fake news media is calling it. An advisor of mine, great guy by the way, great guy, told me that they implemented SO MANY “aspect ratio changes” as they’re called. That’s what they’re called folks. LOTS of aspect ratio changes… some would say too many aspect ratio changes, myself included. But we love them…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2023

  Who among us has not pontificated upon one’s own death whilst a celebration of one’s life procures? Let he be cast the first stone.

  The ice spice song is pretty mid.

Popular reviews

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  Nightcrawler 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2022

  a huge win for mentally unstable guys with man buns who like milfs

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  American Psycho 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Apr 2022

  I gotta say, that fella is definitely american and by god he’s definitely psycho

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