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Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Dragon Ball Super: Broly
  • The Iron Giant
  • 13th

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  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★

  • Tales from Earthsea

    ★★

  • The Fall of the House of Usher

    ½

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  • The Fall of the House of Usher

    The Fall of the House of Usher

    ½

    Mom-Meter: 1/100
    (Just no.)

    This wasn’t even schlock, this was toothless, dull and didn’t even begin to resemble anything of what works about the original story. It was like watching a bad Marvel movie but for Poe with the amount of needless easter eggs it has. The name was slapped on for marketting, which feels bizarre given that this is one of Poe’s less discussed works. Also note that the original is a SHORT story, and so Netflix thought it…

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★★

    Mom-Meter: 100/100.
    (Mama Bear is sweet and rough and protects her crime family in somehow the wholesomest way. I love her and the movie does too.)

    Puss in Boots? All I seen was a GOAT in Boots! 😼

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  • Ricky Gervais: Humanity

    Ricky Gervais: Humanity

    ½

    Oh, look. It’s Ricky “I-Regurgitate-Rightwing-Dogma-About-Trans-People” Gervais.

    This time, Gervais says trans people are like humans who insist that they’re chimpanzees. If it wasn’t clear, the funny bit is supposed to be that everyone keeps telling these people the truth about what they really are, but gosh darnit, they are just so deep in “denial” that they don’t want to see it.
    Ha. Ha. Fucking. Ha.

    Don’t worry tho, Gervais makes very sure to tell you what he thinks of people…

  • Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters - Predacons Rising

    Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters - Predacons Rising

    ★★★★★

    I love it and know no shame.