Mom-Meter: 1/100
(Just no.)
This wasn’t even schlock, this was toothless, dull and didn’t even begin to resemble anything of what works about the original story. It was like watching a bad Marvel movie but for Poe with the amount of needless easter eggs it has. The name was slapped on for marketting, which feels bizarre given that this is one of Poe’s less discussed works. Also note that the original is a SHORT story, and so Netflix thought it…