Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lady Street Fighter 1977

  ★★½ Watched 15 Jun 2020

  Trying to give Lady Street Fighter a proper rating is like trying to count the number of times Renee Harmon seductively sucks on a celery stalk without actually eating it. Or counting the number of shots that would later be recycled in the direct-to-video Run Coyote, Run. While technically possible, it requires far too much effort. Instead, simply sit back and enjoy the barrage of kickboxing, nude breasts, and lack of lip syncing that is... Lady Street Fighter.

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  The Even Stevens Movie 2003

  ★★★ Rewatched 08 Apr 2020

  I give this film one suitcase full of bacon, one beach ball of spaghetti, and two counts of Louis Stevens calling himself "Papa".

Popular reviews

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  Death Wish 3 1985

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Sep 2018

  This film has no flaws. Unabashedly primal in its execution, this is the height of post-1970s exploitation. Since its release, no film has come close in matching its earnestness and unadulterated cheese. By the third installment, Bronson's Paul Kersey is truly a man with nothing left to lose and everything to fight for. Death Wish 3 must be seen to be believed, and it never disappoints.

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 May 2017

  Sad, surreal, horrifying, and full of cocaine. My life in a nutshell.