They say I’m a bitch. Or a witch. ✨
This is Kevin Costner’s world and we’re all just living in it.
This gives me major 2012 wattpad flashbacks…not an era I was ever expecting to relive in 2022. Skipped so much of this movie out of pure, unbearable cringe. 😵💫
this should have been a comedy idk
update: alright fine i didn’t see it coming.
When Derek says ‘what else is there’ and that one composer makes the EH 👎🏼 noise? peak cinema!! Disney wishes they popped off this hard.
Edit: ‘you should write a book: how to offend women in five syllables or less’ anotha one
Everyone giving this cinematic masterpiece a one star deserves a chanclaso.
Also: just saw that Diego Luna is in this? What the fuck. Was anyone gonna tell me?