Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1K

  1000 comments and I’ll eat a whole block of cheddar cheese live on instagram

Recent reviews

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  I’m just restating my first review at this point…

  It’s so hard to just “watch this,” cause it’s not rlly a movie, it’s an elongated TV episode. It’s so freaking good, but what really holds it back from being perfect to me is the way it’s edited.

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 8

  Bro I am JUST like the demon. Bro stopped terrorizing to build legos. That being said, this actually may be the most terrifying movie I’ve ever seen.

Popular reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  Daffy shakes ass and becomes a victim of cancel culture

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 13 Feb 2025 8

  SHOULD’VE GONE TO GO SEE PADDINGTON IN PERU. MARVEL STUDIOS PRESENTS CAPTAIN STUPID: DUMB IDIOT WORLD

  I’m not gonna lie, I had hope. I had hope, but somehow…somehow they made a movie WORSE than Multiverse of Madness, Black Widow, Thor: The Dark World, and Captain Marvel. Like I was gonna write a funny review for this, but after watching it, I’m just pissed.

  This movie is so damn boring. CW ahh fight scenes, ATROCIOUS cinematography, AWFUL green screen shots, and laughably…