Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Maestro 2023

  ★ Watched 12 Feb 2024

  Felt like an endless Zoom call with people constantly interrupting each other and a guy working from home with an awful cold leading the meeting.

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  Nobody 2021

  ★★ Watched 19 Jan 2024

  A chuunibyou power fantasy for gun toting American dads

Popular reviews

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  Step Up 3D 2010

  ★½ Watched 07 Jul 2019 3

  Moose has more charisma in a single strand of his curlyfro than the lead actor and his lame, boring ass on-screen girlfriend do in their entire being. He was robbed of a film that could've been just about him in favour of a stitched on romance subplot with excruciatingly boring melodrama and a lack of chemistry between two lead actors that can't even dance.

  That said, I hope the rest of the series ups the stakes and we get a Yu-Gi-Oh-esque story in which B-Boy dancing decides the fate of the world.

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  Joker 2019

  ★★ Watched 06 Oct 2019

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.