Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Absolute Power 1997

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Everybody talks about the Bill Clinton stuff, but in reality this is an early draft of Threat Level Midnight.

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  The Ring 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Goes for bigger scares than the original, and pulls most of them off. Just a little bit too drawn out. Is and will always be nightmare fuel. No one should see this until they’re 32

Popular reviews

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  On my way to dance the Locomotion with my friends and then compliment each others’ tits. You know, the stuff girls usually do

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  The Witch 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2023

  Bring the broad axe, cut off her head. 
  Bring the narrow axe, cut off her head.