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The Predator 2018
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Decided to rewatch this film with my step last night, secretly worried it might bomb this time. At first viewing I got pleasantly surprised by how funny it was, but wasn’t sure how well the jokes would be taken a second time around.
Well, I’m very happy to say that not only was it just as funny, but it has now cemented itself as my favorite Predator movie, period.
Look, I recognize that the first movie is unparalleled in terms…
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
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So Godzilla X Kong I feel was a pretty objectively bad film, for normal movie-goers at least. I had fun with it since I’ve become Godzillapilled recently, so I treat it very much like Doctor Who in that I’ll find value even in the trashiest installments. Still, watching it made me kinda uncomfortable because it seemed to be exactly what people have told me about the Michael Bay Transformers franchise which is just… yucky.
I don’t really like Kong as…
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Stalk - A Short Film 2018
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Wow, an indie film! I am totally qualified to review this! Wow, it’s made by a friend! I’m sure I won’t feel like a dick for reviewing this! Wow, I’m doing it anyway!
So Stalk seems to have the standard student film plot of unexplained spooky guy against your average nerdy high school nobody- oh sorry, that’s just what he looks like. In reality, he’s this Jason Bourne/James Bond type who got fed up with handsome beefcakes in these roles,…Translated from by -
Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021
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I gotta say, I was surprised by the sudden hype I saw for this cut.
I never really got that much into the drama, but from what I can tell, here’s what happened:
-BvS comes out and everyone hates it except diehard Snyder fans
-Joss Whedon’s JL comes out, everyone hates that even more
-Diehard Snyder fans starts a petition to get Snyder’s version made instead, and annoys everyone about it on Twitter
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