Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2023

  I’ll always remember those series of faces Nick Cage makes after he nuts in his pants

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  *slurping noises*

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2023

  Joaquin Phoenix played him too neurodivergent and not enough as an asshole. The cannon scenes ripped tho

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  The Fog 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  You wouldn’t celebrate a murderer, would you?

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