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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
I let nostalgia take me by the neck like the good little slut i am. We grow to learn, and we learn to grow. The Super Mario Bros movie allowed me to both grow and learn. Never has ones phallus grown to the length in which princess peach on her bike allowed it to, yet never has one learnt the true struggle of local business. The super mario brothers set out to allow the people of brooklyn, queens and long…
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The Lego Movie 2014
It is very rare for one to feel physically moved by a piece of art. The Lego Movie picked me up, cradled me like a youngling, burped me over it’s shoulder and delicately rubbed my back until i slipped into the deepest slumber. I haven’t seen a film delightfully present the beauty of the relationship between father and son since my experimental phase at 15. This cinematic masterpiece allowed me to lego (let go 😉) of all lifes troubles. I…
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Madagascar 2005
What is freedom? Like true freedom. Is it waking up to a world in which you know full well that your responsibilities are desires and not chores? No. It is the wind flowing through your hair and the grass tickling your knees as you gallop through the valley of a madagascan lake. It is being waited on hand and foot by a loyal colony of lemurs. It is cradling Mort and tickling his little belly as he uncontrollably chuckles. It…
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