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Nosferatu 2024
Do not go see this FREAKY ass movie unless you’re a FREAK. This movie has the same vibes as when timothee chalamet gave everyone at nyu the clap. Nothing could compel me to voluntarily watch this film again. It is as gross and nasty as it is boring and unremarkable! Visually, very interesting. Feels like more effort was put into historically accurate costuming than actual dialogue. Loved lily rose depp’s big forehead.
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Bottoms 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh my god im so gay