Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Red One 2024

  ★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Enforcement, Logistics and Fortification

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  Home Alone 1990

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  I got robbed by the wet bandits

Popular reviews

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 May 2022

  Quite possibly the best movie ever made. I found myself fully erect while watching this cinematic masterpiece of a film. Morbius has completely changed my outlook on life and has made me a better man over all. The scene with Milo dancing is possibly the best thing I have ever experienced in my life. I no long believe in God for morbius is the only one that I now worship. I no longer car about friends, family, my job, or anything else that exists. The only thing that matters to me is Morbius and the soon to be announced 2 Mor 2 Bius.

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Weird amount of subliminal blowjob messages

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