Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  not even nile rodgers and the dream could convince me that john malkovich is the world’s greatest musical entertainer

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2025

  can confirm on second viewing this is, in fact, a masterpiece. more blank checks for bong joon ho!

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Apr 2024

  i instantly wanted to rewatch this. i have nothing intelligent or clever to say. hot damn, this was a movie!

  zendaya…josh…mike…the actors that you are. 

  cinematography made me want to go watch actual tennis. i won’t, but the fact that I want to watch a sport i’ve found uninteresting for the past 25 years of life should tell you how much this camera work *fucks*

  serve!

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  Prom Dates 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2024

  gen z streamer bastard love child of booksmart, the edge of seventeen, and pitch perfect. i’m only 20 minutes in when i’m reviewing this

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