morganjane

morganjane

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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

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  • Presence

    ★★★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★★

  • Wicked

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • The Last Showgirl

    The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★★

    Movie snack: cherios, dark chocolate and hard kombucha 

    Wow wow wow this movie is going to stick with me. Everyone’s performance was truly stellar, like I can’t even think of a thing to be ironically funny about rn. Pamala’s depiction of a deeply flawed person so committed to a thing that everyone else deems unserious (as a performer in the indie improv community I can relate) is nuanced and still so relatable. There were some interesting choices cinematography wise (lookin at you out of focus girls night scene) but overall the Coppola women know how to tell a story about and for women

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  • God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    God's Not Dead: In God We Trust

    ½

    One of the “villains” (unitonically named Cain) kept saying things like “healthcare is a right and we should have universal healthcare for all” and “we should have separation of church and state” like those are bad things?? 

    Also how has the guy who ran over the professor in the first movie not atoned for his crimes?? 

    Also also notice that every time someone in the GND cinematic universe drinks alcohol they are Morally Corrupt™️

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★½

    Never thought a movie about electing a pope could be so CUNTYYYYY in more ways than one

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