this movie is spinning on its head (in a good way). i feel like sarah is the only one who is really a witch and the other girls siphoned her magic. nancy spent like half the movie begging for a man to be inside of her whether it was chris or manon the deity & thats her business, im just reporting. bonnie & rochelle were also there. 4 out of 5 bc of that blonde wig 👎🏼

listen. i had 2 shots of rumple minz, a few cups of wine, and i had the time of my life. i had zero idea what this movie was about going in and i wouldn’t have had it any other way. I wanted to cry but adam wouldn’t let me and for that I want to take off a star, however I shan’t bc drew barrymore has been through enough. everyone should watch this obliterated, truly.

Whenever I think about the pirates series, I see Jack & those rock-like crabs. I rewatch these movies to get to that scene & it’s worth it every time. Calypso ❤️ The plot was confusing as hell. The first two movies don’t mention anything about pirate lords or nine pieces of eight, so it’s just 👎. Also, bringing back barbosa made the entire first movie mean basically nothing. Calypso tho❤️

I loved this. I really wish that I could go to the set and climb all around that girls tilted apartment. However, I refrain from awarding a five star rating because I realized what I truly watched. I watched a guy get all of his friends brutally killed so he could be a hero, only for him and the girl everyone died for to die together in the end. Kinda embarrassing. I couldn’t take my eyes off it though and I’m stoked to see what the other ones are like.