Sage

Sage

Favorite films

  • Midsommar
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Everything Is Illuminated

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  • The Fire Within: Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft

    ★★★★

  • The Jurassic Games

    ★★

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★½

  • Wish

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  • The Fire Within: Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft

    The Fire Within: Requiem for Katia and Maurice Krafft

    ★★★★

    Ugh what a good movie!!! Made me feel real weird!!! I wish I was smart enough to have a fucked up ride or die science romance like this one. The POV clip at the end of Maurice walking along the absolute furthest possible edge of a completely ravaged roadway and Herzog’s insistence that Katia must have been holding him to make the shot possible- UGH!!!! Volcanoes are maybe the scariest thing in nature. The only thing I’ve ever watched that…

  • The Jurassic Games

    The Jurassic Games

    ★★

    Hot, steamy dogshit, but what a blast all the same. White Zendaya is intolerable, but very funny to call White Zendaya. I wonder if these actors knew how bad this’d be. Super weird to anyone who isn’t a white man tbh, but worth it for its inexplicable pterodactyl drop explosions and “is that the take we’re using?” line deliveries!

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  • The Day Britain Stopped

    The Day Britain Stopped

    ★★★★★

    The Day Britain Stopped is so, so, so insanely underrated all the hyperbole in the world can’t even begin to convey how dirty it’s been done.

    Pitch-perfect and genius in its subtlety, really, really messes with your sense of perception, makes you realise how fragile the life you live is, all the while never breaking its dry, informational, borderline tacky poker face. The air traffic control sequence is one of the most gripping and terrifying nightmare things I’ve ever seen.…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    Oh my god, I had no idea what to expect based on how people were talking about this- never have I heard my peers so divided about a movie. Now that I’ve seen it, though, I frankly have no fucking idea what the issue is. This movie made me feel like a kid in a candy store. As a person with a bitter resentment towards superhero movies at large and mainline fanboyism, I was gleefully giggling and stamping my feet…