Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  might become chey 2 after realizing that it was mark ruffalo an hour after i left the theatre but glad to see robert pattinson have the same vibe as a 2nd grader talking about his parents’ dirty laundry

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  just stop dating men???? 
  banger soundtrack tho, was not expecting blood orange tho

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  babe don’t worry, the scary vampire man just wants some coochie, i swear he won’t bring the plagu- oh jk nevermind

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  at least moxxi is still hot