Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  she might have a masters in egyptology but she’s also gotten a doctorate in cuntology from the university of motherington 😩

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  Ella Enchanted 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  i’m positive this movie gave me a size difference kink 😪

Popular reviews

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  This Is Me…Now 2024

  ★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  idk if i was more worried about the unionization of the heart factory workers or how j.lo managed to kidnap all those people to make them agree to be in this…. project? what does she have on you LeVar???

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  Shuffle of Love: A Descendants Short Story 2025

  ★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  they really should’ve stopped at the third one damn