Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  D.E.B.S. 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I love this stupid lesbian movie. beautiful y2k retrofuturism, so camp. its like totally spies but with gay people. totally underrated must watch!!!!

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  Bite Marks 2011

  ½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  i hate gay freaks. lowkey camp though

Popular reviews

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  Hannibal 2001

  ½ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  its trying too hard to be artsy, the violence is too gratuitous, the plot is not that believable etc. 
  hannibal was what sotl was about but JODIE FOSTER MADE IT GOOD. also the director. god this movie is so bad. hannibal and clarisse arent in the same proximity, her character setup was so bad god. 
  HATE HATE HATE HATE. its so uncharacteristic for all the characters. i hate how the fucking guy with no face looks and sounds. hannibal is…

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  rolled my eyes so hard couldnt keep a straight face