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Recent reviews

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  paul dano can just keep my kids actually idc. that fucker bob cannot however weird snake fuck

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  i actually have been locked away in a little room only eating dumplings everyday it's called being 16 however i don't have washboard lickable abs so i gotta be doing something wrong

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  best way to watch this movie is 
  in theaters with people you go to school with dry humping 3 seats away
  with your mommy 
  both airpods in full blast with dndads episode 55 
  only staring at sydney sweenys big naturals, playing subway surfers when she's not on screen

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  Good Will Hunting 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  "chuck lemme get a double buuurgeeerrr" 
  haha you got me how hilarious. gee i hope the rest of the movie dosen't make cry so hard i vomit

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