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  • He Got Game
  • Rocky
  • Good Will Hunting

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ½

  • Forrest Gump

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    Cool, first part and good concept. The second part was underwhelming and the storyline not as interesting. It could’ve partially been because I needed to take a piss for the last 40 minutes so that brings in some more depth to the review because the movie wasn’t so bad where I felt I could leave the theater to pee and not miss much, but it wasn’t so good where I forgot I needed to be in the first place. Also, Mickey 17 was such a pussy that it was distracting. They must’ve forgotten to 3d print his ballsac (credit to my dad for the joke)

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    Shit movie, no action. Wayyyy too much singing. Best part of the movie was when the guard smacked the bitch ass joker upside the head for being too buddy buddy with him

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ½

    I hated the main character. I also hate timothy chalamet as a person. I’m sure if I met him in real life he’d be lovely and then I’d change my opinion but he seems annoying from what I’ve seen so far.  I get the sense he locks his bedroom door at night out of genuine fear of intruders, is that him being a coward? Probably not ridiculous tho cuz he’s rich so people could try to break in so I guess he’s just being conscientious. Good for him.

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ½

    Really dumb movie. I was tricked by the trailer into thinking it was gonna be a sick all out ape vs human war for control of earth. Instead it was a boring ass cliche plot following one ape clan. There was essentially 1 unentertaining human in the entire movie.

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