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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2022

  I can't wait to watch this movie again😄, I've already bought my second ticket to rewatch this masterpiece😙. For you to fully enjoy this film, I recommend you bring the following items, foxy plush (for snuggling), a picture of Roxanne💗, lubricant🍼, fnaf merch, and yourself😹 (I recommend coming alone) (here’s why) glam rock chica was such a bad bitch tho, she would throw her ass on-screen CONSTANTLY😳! Roxanne got me bricked😫 up the whole time I was watching and kept…

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  Free Guy 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Aug 2021

  Free guy is a FAKE representation of the “gaming world” and gaming community. First of all, where is Mishuru and Doki Shinu??? They are my wifus and represent me and my discord homies. There aren't any furries or anime honkers. What is going on??? Listen 20-century fox, if you're going to make a movie about the gaming world at least hire some GOD DAMN experts! hypothetically if the universe of Free Guy existed it would definitely incorporate anime NPC’s and…

Popular reviews

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  Bah, Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2021 1

  As a child, we would always sit down and watch this film every Christmas Eve while stuffing oven-roasted ham in our faces. The family would cuddle up next to the fire and enjoy this looney tunes special. But since I’m older, I’ve kept the tradition and do it with my new family. My wife tells me the looney tunes Christmas special ruined our family, she implies that it “changed me”. That bitch. She says I walk around in public with…

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  Norm of the North 2016

  Watched 22 Aug 2021

  Awful movie. Do not watch! It ruined my son. Took my 9-year-old son to the premier and he wouldn't stop bitching about the main character “Norm”. We have bedsheets of Norm and we painted is room with characters from the movie. I can't sleep at night because he cranks up the volume when he watches it because it puts him to sleep. I come home from work to him reciting quotes from the movie, one of them being “fuck white people polar bears rock”. Can't believe this movie exists. I need a new son. Help me.

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