Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery 2022

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  My favourite genre of YouTube videos is people asking questions no one has ever thought about before, and during the discovery process, they have a deep revelation about the nature of the universe or are forced to ask and answer a meaningful internal question for themselves.
  What is a legacy? This documentary uncovers Alex Lasarenko's legacy with Disney and certifies Kevin Perjurer's legacy as more than just a YouTuber, but a documentarian.

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Jesse Eisenberg has captured the universal experience of being on a Holocaust tour. Internal pain is building at every site and monument you visit until it reaches a breaking point where your anguish needs to be verbalised. You need everyone to shut the fuck up and just be on the same wavelength of grief and tragedy that you are on. You want to cry, and exist in silence, and make jokes to break the discomfort. And then you have to…

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  There's something so hilarious about Russell Crow not even attempting to hide his strong Australian accent whilst giving baby girl in his little skirt and fox-trimmed cape in 180AD Rome.

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2021

  It's hard to pick my horniest moment so a top three includes Idris Elba smoking a cigarette, Rick Flag in a cowboy-hat wearing that tight little t-shirt, and me wanting to be crushed to death by Margot Robbie's thighs. This film is night and day with the last movie; it was gory, stupid fun and there was a giant fucking starfish as the movie's monster. I have never loved John Cena more in my life - he stole every scene.…