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The Substance 2024
This really lost me when she garfunkled herself the second time. I just felt like it was a bit of a crimbus. She was so crumped up! Blarg!! And by that I mean it was a gratuitous self gratifying boring gore fest obsessed with butts with no internal logic and a plot of the thinnest nature.
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Its really all about the second garfunkling where this turned from me being LOCKED IN to it just being a…
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Gladiator II 2024
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I was not entertained.BAMMMMMMMMMM
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The Holiday 2006
Look. There’s not much to say, it’s a soupy holiday cornball and thats what people love, and after “red one” its basically our generations “Godfather II”. But, I do have qualms. First, why is Jude law so tan? he’s a British father of two in surrey england in December. I realize thats a nit pick but I think it’s important. In fact, it’s really important. An entire half of the movie hinges on us believing Cameron Diaz would sleep with…
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