Favorite films

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  Ne Zha 2 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I think this is like, the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. Holy shit I am in literal disbelief.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025 2

  This is basically live-action Ren & Stimpy in a Sci-fi setting, with Robert Pattinson very much wanting to sound like Steve-O. This means I like it if you couldn’t tell.

Recent reviews

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  Powerpuff's Trailer 2025

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Add this to the list on why god left us.

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  Boys Go to Jupiter 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  This is very much like seeing a YouTube animation on the big screen, and I easily loved it. Just so charming and sweet, that if it looked like anything else, it probably wouldn’t have that same charm. Voice acting is sweet, with a great cast, I LOVED the music. It’s oddly pretty great as a musical. It’s just really sweet overall, and I hope Glander does more movies like this. Highly recommend checking this out, since it’s the kind of…

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Jun 2023

  HAPPY 30 YEARS YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH

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  Fly Me to the Moon 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Jul 2024 3

  This is a good movie for wine moms who listen to every shitty Taylor Swift song, while putting her kids in front of an IPad to give herself time to remind herself on how meaningless her life has become. In other words, boring people/old people.

  Edit 7/15/24: Why the fuck is this my second most liked review? I don’t have an issue with it, I just think it’s funny