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Recent reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  HAHA, THE INDUSTRY PLANT LOST, GET GOOD ALL YOU STANS! In all seriousness though, this movie sucked major balls, and I’m glad it didn’t win jack diddly squat at the Oscars. I’m sorry, but I cannot get behind the Timothee Chalamet craze. I don’t see anything remotely appealing or impressive about him. Especially based off of his performance in this movie. Simply put, he sucks in this movie. Firstly, he doesn’t even sound like Bob Dylan. He has this stupid…

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  Wicked 2024

  ★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  Impressive how they were able to drag out half of the story to be the same length as the full play, and still have it feel incredibly rushed. It takes serious talent to mess up that badly. Also, the fact that all of the dance choreography in this movie was outdone by Jim Carrey dancing with himself is legitimately embarrassing for this movie.

Popular reviews

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  Death Proof 2007

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  This is the cheesiest action movie of all time. The funny thing about it though is that is thinks that it is the coolest fucking movie of all time. Jason Statham says shit like, “To Bee or not to Bee,” and, “When the hive is out of balance, you need to kill the queen,” and, “I need to protect the hive,” with the most serious fucking look on his face, that is makes it even funnier, which if that was the intention, then bravo. This movie has the most insane one liners you will ever hear. They use every opportunity to use a bee pun.